Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Setting The Record Straight

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That Sound You Hear

IS THE screaming of the executives at CNBC and their parent company General Electric. You see, comedian Jon Stewart just exposed them for the snake oil salesman they all are.

An all because Rick Santelli bailed on the show.

I've never put a penny in Wall Street. I'm sorry for those whose retirement accounts are gambled away by lying, greedy, con artist gambling addicts.

Jon Stewart reveals it all for the casino it is and exposes the shilling cheerleaders for their role in all the corruption.

Give the man a Peabody and an Emmy. Give Joe Nocera, interviewed in the third segment, who breaks down the AIG scam here the Pulitzer. Now.

He has done the job the corporate media anchors can't do. They shill for the beneficiaries of the bullshit you're about to have broken down for you like counting for kindergartners.

This needs to go viral.









This man needs to disappear like a ghost.

The President's BlackBerry Is Missing

CHRISTOPHER Buckley is hilarious.

Okay, it’s called ‘The President’s BlackBerry Is Missing.’ The daughter takes his by mistake when she’s rushing off to school. And he’s got her BlackBerry, but he doesn’t know it. So when he goes to send the critical message to the Kremlin telling Putin to kiss his black ass, the text message goes to the English teacher at Sidwell Friends School. You with me?

Alaskans For Obama

Totally Mental

“I JUST DON'T LIKE what I've turned into -- and frankly I wasn't that crazy about me even before the turn. This election is having the same effect on me as marijuana. All of my worst qualities have been exacerbated. I'm paranoid, obsessive, nervous, and totally mental. It's one long, intense, bad trip. I need to come down. Soon.” --Larry David

Sunday With Sarah

Live in Berlin, 1969. I get misty just listening that voice.

Wassup 2008

Parrot

Foreign Policy Experience

Chris Rock on Bill Clinton, Alaska, and Moose

Say It Again!

“IF HE’S the answer, then the question must be ridiculous.”

—New York Gov. David Paterson on John McCain

Les Misbarack

[via Daily Dish]

The World's Fastest Man is Homosexual!

RIGHT BEFORE Tyson Gay ran the fastest race a human has ever run the Olympic trials yesterday, the commentators talked about how Gay looked up to the world's first Black Olympic champion in the 100 meters.

I wanted to be Jesse Owens, too.

Gay, perfect form just like his idol, ran a remarkable race. I've never seen anything like it.



I've never seen anything like this either:

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Enter OneNewsNow.com, a biased news site funded by the AFA, or American Family Association, a far right-wing (and James Dobson-friendly) organization whose own web site decries the "homosexual agenda."

As some discovered over the weekend and this morning, the OneNewsNow.com site has a filter set up on its news results that automatically changes the word "gay" to "homosexual." I think it's an odd substitution, but I'm sure they've done some kind of research that shows that "gay" has a more positive connotation than the more literal "homosexual."

How did this attempt at framing backfire on OneNewsNow.com and the AFA? The answer comes from track-and-field.

From the Boston Globe:

When Tyson Gay crossed the finish line in the men's 100 meters yesterday, the crowd at Hayward Field gasped. The clock displayed 9.68 seconds. Everyone at the US Olympic track and field trials knew what that meant. Gay ran the fastest 100 ever, regardless of conditions....

Engage homosexual filter! To people visiting OneNewsNow.com, this was the headline:



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Unbelievable.

I refuse to click on a website that has anything to do with James Dobson, so I have no idea if these headlines have changed or not, but I find this fricking hilarious, even if kind of sad.

But, hey, this is where we are, people. This is where we are.

Saturday Night Live Does it Again

By The Balls

Source

The Empire Strikes Barack

Obama's Running Mate

WHAT generational divide?

One Tremendous IF YOU to the Process

BRILLIANT. Just brilliant. Please send this to superdelegates right now.

The Strategy